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Fepe, Paris, 16:00EN GRÈVE
Le Manifeste
Meet Fepe. He is outraged.
Born in a Parisian café. Raised on espresso, butter and pure indignation.
The croissant is too small? GRÈVE The metro is two minutes late? GRÈVE Coffee went up ten centimes? RÉVOLUTION
Petrol at €2.20 a litre? NON A job offer? GRÈVE Caviar still pricier than a baguette? RÉVOLUTION
His demands are reasonable, he says. Caviar at baguette prices. Champagne at tap-water prices. A free Rolex, because time belongs to the people. And nobody, ever, asks him to work.
Fepe hates capitalism. So naturally, he launched his own meme coin on pump.fun. $FEPE is for everyone who has ever complained loudly, taken a two-hour lunch and called it resistance.
35hwork week (absolute max)
2hlunch break, minimum
1789last time he was this angry
∞strikes declared
Sa personnalité
His personality
« C'est un scandale ! »
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Overdramatic
Every inconvenience is a national emergency.
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Revolutionary
Calls for a revolution whenever his coffee gets expensive.
🪙
Hypocritical
Hates capitalism but launched his own meme coin.
😴
Lazy
Wants to overthrow the establishment, but only after his afternoon nap.
🗼
Arrogant
Thinks France is the centre of civilisation.
🤔
Confused
Doesn't understand crypto but demands Bitcoin be nationalised.
⛽
Stingy
Won't pay €2.20 for petrol. Waves the pump away and walks home, furious.
🥂
Bourgeois
Marches against high prices. Demands cheap caviar, cheap champagne and a free Rolex.
Alerte nationale
The Grève-o-matic
Fepe needs a reason to strike. He always finds one. Press the button and declare today's national emergency.
BREAKING · FRANCE INFO FEPE--:--
Niveau: calme (suspicious)
Nothing has happened yet. Fepe is suspicious of this.
Press the button to find out why Paris is shutting down today.
0 strikes declared by you
Anti-capitalist, mostly
Tokenomics
A fair launch on pump.fun. No presale, no VCs, no boss. Fepe would never work for a boss.
🥖
Total supply
1,000,000,000
One billion $FEPE. About 470 for every Parisian. Still not enough baguettes.
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Tax
0%
The only thing in France without a tax.
🚀
Launch
Fair
Bonding curve on pump.fun. Everybody buys the same way.
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Chain
Solana
Fast enough to finish before lunch.
Supply on the pump.fun bonding curve100%
The whole baguette goes to the people. Liberté, égalité, fair launch.
Santé, mon ami 🍷
Comment acheter
How to buy $FEPE
Get a wallet
Download Phantom or Solflare. Set it up. Write down your seed phrase and never share it, not even with Fepe.
Get some SOL
Buy SOL on an exchange and send it to your wallet. Keep a little extra for fees and croissants.
Go to pump.fun
Open pump.fun, connect your wallet and paste the official $FEPE contract address from this site.
Swap and strike
Swap SOL for $FEPE. Then go on strike. You earned it.
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